I went on an interview for a job and when the boss asked
what I wanted for compensation, I replied:
1.
First, I
would like 22% commission on everything I sell.
2.
And, as I sell more, my commission goes up, up,
up!
3.
I want the ability to earn all-expense paid
trips for a job well done, not just vacation time, but the vacation!
4.
I would also like the opportunity to purchase my
own products at a great discount or even get them FOR FREE!
5.
I expect you to provide me with the very best
website and training FOR FREE!
6.
When I bring in and train any new team members,
I deserve to be compensated plus earn a percentage of their sales and the sales
of the people they bring in.
7.
I would like the opportunity to rapidly advance
within the company.
8.
When I do well, I expect LOTS of praise and
recognition, gifts and bonuses!
9.
I would like my friends and family to work here.
10. By
the way, I need to set my own schedule and work only when it suits me and my
family.
So…when can I start?
After the owner recovered from shock, he ROARED with
laughter. “You can’t be serious!?! You’re dreaming! You’ll never find an opportunity like that
ANYWHERE! And, if you do, come back and
get me because I want to work with you!”
So I handed him my CTMH business card.
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